I Can't Help But Wonder Where I'm Bound: The Best Of Tom Paxton
Paxton Tom lyrics
Paxton Tom lyrics
"Dont Slay That Potato Lyrics"
Things Are Made To Last Forever Lyrics
When the sun shines bright You are looking alright But you get depressed When you see your life's a mess It moves me so when you are down I'm upside down sad as a clown The wind is blowing in your hair Life
When the sun shines bright You are looking alright But you get depressed When you see your life's a mess It moves me so when you are down I'm upside down sad as a clown The wind is blowing in your hair Life
Don't Slay That Potato
by Tom Paxton
How can you do it? It's heartless, it's cruel.
It's murder, cold-blooded, it's gross.
To slay a poor vegetable just for your stew
Or to serve with some cheese sauce on toast.
Have you no decency? Have you no shame?
Have you no conscience, you cad,
To rip that poor vegetable out of the earth
Away from its poor mom and dad?
CHORUS:
Oh, no, don't slay that potato!
Trial Lyrics
From A Hallway Mirror I Saw Him As He Drank From The Water Fountain Then Jeffrey Walked Into The Courtroom With A Tight Suit That Was Dark Blue Ten Feet Away The Cannibal Contained I Went To See Jeffrey Dahmer's Trial T
Let us be merciful, please.From A Hallway Mirror I Saw Him As He Drank From The Water Fountain Then Jeffrey Walked Into The Courtroom With A Tight Suit That Was Dark Blue Ten Feet Away The Cannibal Contained I Went To See Jeffrey Dahmer's Trial T
Don't boil it or fry it, don't even freeze-dry it.
Don't slice it or flake it.
For God's sake, don't bake it!
Don't shed the poor blood
Of this poor helpless spud.
That's the worst kind of thing you could do.
Oh, no, don't slay that potato
What never done nothing to you!
Why not try picking on something your size
Instead of some carrot or bean?
The peas are all trembling there in their pod
Just because you're so v
Mary, It's Christmas Lyrics
(Toby Keith/Ron Reynolds) You should see all the lights in our old neighborhood I never thought that little street could ever look so good I knew that she'd be busy, it's her favorite time of the year And I don't think she not
icious and mean.(Toby Keith/Ron Reynolds) You should see all the lights in our old neighborhood I never thought that little street could ever look so good I knew that she'd be busy, it's her favorite time of the year And I don't think she not
How would you like to be grabbed by your hair
And ruthlessly yanked from your bed
And have done to you God knows what horrible things,
To be eaten with full-fiber bread?
(CHORUS)
It's no bed of roses, this vegetable life.
You're basically stuck in the mud.
You don't get around much. You don't see the sights
When you're a carrot or celery or spud.
You're helpless when somebody's flea-bitten dog
Takes a notion to pause for relief.
Reconheci a Madonna ali parada no jardim No resisti fui perguntar o que ela achava de mim Eu no sei falar ingls Ela no entende uma palavra em portugus I saw you saying that you say that you saw I saw you saying that you say that you
And causes you nothing but grief.
(CHORUS)
There ought to be some way of saving our skins.
They ought to be passing a law.
Just show anybody a cute little lamb
And they'll all stand around and go "Aw!"
Well, potatoes are ugly. Potatoes are plain.
We're wrinkled and lumpy to boot.
But give me a break, kid. Do you mean to say
That you'll eat us because we're not cute?
(CHORUS